It takes me a moment to remember who he is, but then it comes to me: during one of the island wars, I sieged his castles and threw him (then just a child) into my dungeon. Speaking of kids, I receive a note from Lord Eldon of Littlesister. There's no Arya or Sansa in this universe. And, while the Starks have had their son, Brandon, their youngest daughter is named Shyra.
King Robert and Queen Cersi have now had seventeen children, though most were stillborn and none are named Joffrey-this alt-version of Westeros has been spared his shenanigans. While Ninedrick has thankfully produced two heirs, Neddrick and Nerdrick, the rest of Westeros has been busy as well.
